I read this in Charlton Heston's voice. The State Trooper actually called him a dumb ass. Have you ever been driving along some twisting back road only to get nearly run off a corner by some foot mega-beast that surely has no business being on that road? That salad better be amazing. I had to use the bathroom at midnight so my husband pulled over to a truck stop so I can pee and grab snacks. I woke up and went to the window to see a lady standing there. Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed.
It seems like putting drivers like that on the road would be more trouble than it's worth, but that's not how the higher-ups see it. It's hard to imagine anyone getting thoroughly lost in the days of smartphones and GPS, but that's not always the best option for a trucker:. I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! Find a subreddit. They are useful when there's a traffic jam, but otherwise it's just pure shittalking.